“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
what if your belly button screamed when you put a shirt on because it was afraid of the dark
are u ok
Is your belly button okay?!
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for